Attempting to offend most people. :)

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I wasn’t offended :(

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God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'
The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
'Can you give us an example?'
'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honour thy Father and Mother.'
'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
'Thou shall not steal.'
'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments..'
'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
'They're free.'
'We'll take 10.'

There, that should offend just about everybody!

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deathfairy ·

you’ll get no reprimand for this, but when i talk about actual issues, i get harassed so fucking bad.

Rusham · M

@deathfairy and that is why I hesitated to post this. Lol

deathfairy ·

it is happening as we speak. i comment for the minority but i am called racist.. and then there are posts like this, and you all get applause. i don’t get it.

you do you, im not coming for you or anything, this post does have its own humor that even i can kinda see. but it’s just rly weird. is it because i am a female? @Rusham

Rusham · M

@deathfairy this post is a copy 9f an email I received 13 years ago when this sort of humour was common but it isn’t seen in the same light today.
It also hear that it is so much harder to be a comedian these days.

deathfairy ·

humor is one of the ways to deal with pain. it’s like everything for healing is being pulled away from us. but also, ppl are tired of not being taken seriously. so i understand where ppl are coming from. having double vision sucks so much sometimes.. @Rusham