NASCAR is the para-olympics of motorsport.

@MethDozer Their cars are better, they race on real circuits, they’re not fat hicks.

@ArcticDave Their cars are dumb. Nothing remotely like an actual cars and it's by and large a competition of the builders and not the driver. It's actually the whole point.

@MethDozer Rally racing and drag are the only motorsports that are capable of not being dumb or embarrassing.

@GlitterEater Facts. Though dirt track and figure 8 is pretty bad ass.

Money racing of any kind is garbage

@GlitterEater Baja is bad ass too.

@MethDozer Oh wait, that Japanese one where it's narrow roads and you have to be like at least a car length ahead of or outpacing your opponent to win. That one is cool too.

@GlitterEater Let's look at it objectively. Europeans fuck every sport. Look at cricket, or their love of soccer. Let's not even get started on their sins against hockey.
Same can be said about them when it comes to vehicle design. Only a Euro can can take a motorcycle and turn into something so ass and pansy as a BMW horizontal opposed.
Sure there's Triumphs and KTM but these are supreme outliers. Total flukes.

@GlitterEater and even Triumph once said, "let's make a triple cylinder"