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I'm having a bad day.

Please send cute pictures of your credit card information.

@elafina Heretic!
Blasphemer! Finger licker!
There’s no punishment in the church of the napkin because it doesn’t say there is On the napkin
😔

What’s next? Schism?
New reformed church of the napkin?

Orthodox napkinry?

I took a little time for this to fall into squabbling
elafina · 36-40, F
@SatyrService napkins unfolded in the air and revealed to me in light that no napkin must be used from now on and in eternity.
White as a swan, they spoke to me and this is the truth and shall remain.
@elafina Damn! You’re a good poet
Tiredish · F
Let me check with the guy Im chatting with if I can borrow his.
SW-User
My credit card is currently stuck in a stripper's bootay. I'm sorry for the inconvenience bruh 🙏
Foxes · F
@SW-User Tis understandable.
HannahSky · F
None of them are cute, according to the debt collector
soulshadow · 36-40, M
Ok.. i just pmed it too you.
Foxes · F
@soulshadow Liar!
soulshadow · 36-40, M
@Foxes haha don't expose me!
You are sly like fox 😏
Foxes · F
@ExperienceDLT Got that right. 😏
masterofyou · 70-79, M
Hahahahahahahahaha
PhilDeep · 51-55, M
Hope it's just the one day. Are you offering to take-on my debts then ;-) Seriously, though, hope it gets better for you.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
do you want my mother's maiden name like last time?
diablo · 46-50, M
Hmm....since I have no credit, will a card suffice? 😂
Glassysky · 22-25, M
Foxes · F
@Glassysky Everything and nothing, all at the same time.
Glassysky · 22-25, M
@Foxes Usually I go for a drive and sleep it off on days like this.
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
But money is the root of all evil 🥺 👀
Foxes · F
@Frenchfries What if I'm already evil?
Try better quality coffee 🤔 @Foxes
Foxes · F
@Frenchfries That might work actually.
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Dshhh · M
@Darksideinthenight2
With a napkin? I don’t know if that word means what you think it means
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Dshhh · M
@Darksideinthenight2 Oh, I meant napkin

 
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