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@Dshhh I believe in the napkin. 🙏🏻

@Foxes Welcome to one of the simplest cleanest religions ever. Go thou Forth and do likewise
For this is the commandment.

Across the land, people eat and drink. There will be napkins there. Take this, the Testament of the napkin, and make a copy of it and napkins that you will find. Leave these napkins were they could be seen. Try to make it hard for them to be easily destroyed but fear not! As each person does make the napkin, so two more napkins Shall arise.
Holy is he or she his fingers are clean whose face is on smudged

@Dshhh @Foxes

Let the word of the napkin spread throughout the land. Such an easy commandment.
And Loü, their fingers were not besmirched their faces were shining.
The napkin knows Us all
The great, and the small
For who shall Goith With unclean face shall be known As a ninny

I will be licking my fingers clean from now on and keep all napkins untouched at all costs @SatyrService @Foxes @Dshhh

@being Heretic!
Blasphemer! Finger licker!
There’s no punishment in the church of the napkin because it doesn’t say there is On the napkin
😔

What’s next? Schism?
New reformed church of the napkin?

Orthodox napkinry?

I took a little time for this to fall into squabbling

@SatyrService napkins unfolded in the air and revealed to me in light that no napkin must be used from now on and in eternity.
White as a swan, they spoke to me and this is the truth and shall remain.

@being Damn! You’re a good poet