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Why sharks Circle their prey

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because son, they taste way better without the shit inside!"
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Like the old bull and young bull..
Young bull spot a herd of cows on the horizon..
Dad dad. Let’s run over there and fuck a cow…
Easy son , slow down..
let’s walk over there and fuck the lot of them
Jayciedubb · 56-60, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I reference the punchline to this one a lot at work when somebody comes with a better plan. I'll just say , Okay so we're going to walk down and fuck them all. got it . good idea