So, I heard about this service being offered
To married fellas with kids.
They can hire this troupe of uniformed police impersonators to barge into their house and cuff him infront of his wife. Haul him off.
Options will then include anything specifically specified by the purchaser...could be a day long fishing trip, or hike...maybe a kayak outing....basically anything that the purchaser may want to do sans wife and kids.
The "arrested" husband will then be dropped off the following day in an undisclosed location...ala local Waffle House.
It was all a misunderstanding.
The service will cost $525.
The uniformed police impersonators will arrive in actual police cars with sirens on.
They can hire this troupe of uniformed police impersonators to barge into their house and cuff him infront of his wife. Haul him off.
Options will then include anything specifically specified by the purchaser...could be a day long fishing trip, or hike...maybe a kayak outing....basically anything that the purchaser may want to do sans wife and kids.
The "arrested" husband will then be dropped off the following day in an undisclosed location...ala local Waffle House.
It was all a misunderstanding.
The service will cost $525.
The uniformed police impersonators will arrive in actual police cars with sirens on.