The Lone Ranger's Last Request
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger"...
"In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?' The Lone Ranger responds,"I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is broughtbefore the Lone Ranger who whispers inSilver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns witha beautiful blonde woman on his back and as the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tentand spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days." "What is your SECOND request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speakto his horse.
Silver is brought tohim, and he again whispers in the horse's ear and as before, Silver takes off and disappearsover the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with avoluptuous brunette,more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Rangers tentand spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chiefis again impressed."You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow, what is your LAST request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse...alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought tothe Lone Ranger's tent.
Oncethey're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen Very Carefully!!! FOR...THE...LAST...TIME... "BRING POSSE, NOT PUSSY!"
