WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

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Mamapolo2016 · F

I read about a wealthy couple in New York in the 1800s who were always arguing bitterly. I can't remember the names.

One day they were out in their carriage driving toward a river when he whipped up the horses to a breakneck pace. She screamed at him, "What are you doing?"

He answered, "I'm going to drive right into the river and drown us both."

She sat back and said calmly, "In that case, drive on."