WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

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Zeusdelight · 61-69, M

That really is the perfect response, humour is wonderful in conflict situations.

Mamapolo2016 · F

I read about a wealthy couple in New York in the 1800s who were always arguing bitterly. I can't remember the names.

One day they were out in their carriage driving toward a river when he whipped up the horses to a breakneck pace. She screamed at him, "What are you doing?"

He answered, "I'm going to drive right into the river and drown us both."

She sat back and said calmly, "In that case, drive on."

Repete · 61-69, M

In laws , out laws . What’s the difference? 😂 sorry I couldn’t resist.

sree251 · 41-45, M

Gays get along better in marriage. To begin with, both partners are not bourgeoisie. They have exciting supportive friends and no boring in-laws. Marriage, to them, is an opportunity to prove that they are better at it than traditional couples.

I don't have the stats on gay divorce rates. My assumption is that they don't hang around to suffer digs and insults that regular couple endure on account of responsibility for kids and displeasing God.

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Zeusdelight · 61-69, M

@sree251 My goodness what ridiculous assumptions you base your argument on. And then you have no stats to support it.

sree251 · 41-45, M

@Zeusdelight Why are my assumptions ridiculous. At least more than one guy had told me that his kids were the reason why he couldn't walk out on the marriage.

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Kygirl · F

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣LOL
I love it 😂 🤣 😂 LOL

WonderGirl · 36-40

Good one. lol

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