Obama Tries To Cash A Check At The Bank, What Happens Next Is PURE GOLD

Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check.

“Good morning, Ma’am,” he greets the teller, “could you please cash this check for me?”

“It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

“Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the president of the United States of America!”

“Yes, sir, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc, I must insist on seeing a photo ID.”

“Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”

“I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

“I am urging you please to cash this check.”

“Okay, this is what we can do Mr. President. One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID.”

“To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his sand-wedge and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”

“Another time, Serena Williams came in without ID. She pulled out her tennis racket and made a fabulous shot, making the tennis ball land in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed her check.”

“So, Mr. President, is there something you can do that would prove that you are, indeed, Barrack Hussein Obama, president of the United States?”

Obama stands there thinking and finally says, “Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind.”

“In fact, I can’t think of a single thing I’m good at. I have no clue at all”

The teller smiles and says, “Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?”