Following a night out on the town
A man wakes up after a heavy night of drinking to his wife happily cooking breakfast.
He was confused as to why she was happy because his wife was always angry with him whenever he arrived home paralytic.
He approached his daughter for an explanation of what happened when he last night arrived home.
"You kicked in the door when you couldn't get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your pants.”
“Oh my God so then why in hell is she in such a good mood?"
"When she tried to take your pants off to wash them, you slapped her hand away and said, 'Get your hands off me! I'm married!'"
He was confused as to why she was happy because his wife was always angry with him whenever he arrived home paralytic.
He approached his daughter for an explanation of what happened when he last night arrived home.
"You kicked in the door when you couldn't get your key in the lock, fell through the table and broke it, and pissed your pants.”
“Oh my God so then why in hell is she in such a good mood?"
"When she tried to take your pants off to wash them, you slapped her hand away and said, 'Get your hands off me! I'm married!'"
