I will answer any question you dare ask......with an absolute lie...

@testbutton I'm not supposed to talk about it. But, it was actually the secret base of an invading horde of Elvis-impersonating aliens. It was the last ditch effort of my elite teams of commandos. We lost four that day, Frankie, Bonk-bonk, Sniffles and The Claw. But, their sacrifices were not in vein. They were commemorated in a terrible movie called Hobgoblins.