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I will answer any question you dare ask......with an absolute lie...

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meJess · F
Would America be better off led by Putin?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@meJess yes comrade
testbutton · 51-55, M
why did you set off mt st helens?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@testbutton I'm not supposed to talk about it. But, it was actually the secret base of an invading horde of Elvis-impersonating aliens. It was the last ditch effort of my elite teams of commandos. We lost four that day, Frankie, Bonk-bonk, Sniffles and The Claw. But, their sacrifices were not in vein. They were commemorated in a terrible movie called Hobgoblins.
SW-User
In a fight of both your personalities..who would win?
helenS · 36-40, F
@SarahAndSamantha If you made that drawing, you are really talented. [b]If[/b] you made it yourself.
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@helenS (the only non-lie here) That was done by a friend of mine after a joke about me being the daughter of Deadpool and the Joker.
helenS · 36-40, F
@SarahAndSamantha Excellent, and that's also not a lie.
GerOttman · 61-69, M
Don't you have anything better to do?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@GerOttman Look, I get to take the occasional break from curing cancer and visualizing world peace.
GerOttman · 61-69, M
@SarahAndSamantha as long as you're naked while you do it, I'm sure it's fine.
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@GerOttman I'm not naked, I'm wearing my winnie the pooh costume
Entwistle · 56-60, M
If you were a band what instrument would you play?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@Entwistle Kazoo......with a wah pedal.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
@SarahAndSamantha God damn it! I thought you might say the Alpine Horn or the Hurdy Gurdy!
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@Entwistle I have made a solemn vow to never joke about the noble Hurdy Gurdy
LandOfOz · 70-79, M
Still got your penis?
LandOfOz · 70-79, M
@SarahAndSamantha how long is it
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@LandOfOz twenty three seconds
LandOfOz · 70-79, M
@SarahAndSamantha perfect i want it
helenS · 36-40, F
If not yourself, who would you want to be?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@helenS a 3 foot 2 inch version of Andre The Giant
How many posters do you have on your bedroom wall
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart No posters, only Renaissance paintings of all my past lives.
What's the weirdest thing you have in your home?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@Bexsy A pair of the Pope's knickers. I didn't expect them to have cartoon aardvarks on them
caPnAhab · 26-30, M
Are you really gonna do that?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@caPnAhab only on Tuesdays
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Why is orange so purple?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@Zaphod42 When communist lizard LGBT people co-opted the rainbow from God, it shifted the entire color spectrum.
What’s that smell?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@ShellSeeker A bear farted 3 miles away. I have Wolverine levels of olfactory senses, so I can tell
Boleuskas · M
What is your fetish 🙂
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@Boleuskas Muppets. Specifically Ernie...not Bert, though, he's a turnoff
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@checkoutanytime The Louisiana Purchase.
SW-User
Do you believe in God?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@SW-User I worship Hefty Smurf.
scooogy · 31-35, MVIP
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@scooogy Nope.
IM5688 · 61-69, M
You will answer any question I dare ask......with an absolute lie...

Okay, Are you lying?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@IM5688 that's not a question
IM5688 · 61-69, M
@SarahAndSamantha Yes it is. [b]Are you lying?[/b] is most certainly a question.
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@IM5688 It's not a question, I wouldn't lie about this.
Thodsis · 51-55, M
Which day of the week do you usually do a cheeky poo in your neighbour's front garden?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@Thodsis Randomly. I'm not very regular, need more prunes
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@SarahAndSamantha So, that being a lie, suggests a persistent habit that doesn't require the assistance of dried fruit....
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SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@Stereoguy Yeah, but I only took a lollipop
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Where did you hide the bodies?
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@LordShadowfire Well, I put Bella down the Wych elm
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SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@allygator18 Zombies and other undead. Lemme tell you right here and now...ghouls are NUTS!!!
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