The Impotence Cure
Bob and Dave were having lunch together at work, when Dave noticed Bob seemed a little down. Embarrassed, Bob declined to talk about it, but Dave was persistent. Finally, Bob said, "I'm ashamed to say this, but I'm having trouble... performing."
"Bob, that's nothing to be ashamed of," said Dave. "I used to have the same problem. You know what I do now? Right before sex, I knock my penis four times on the bedpost. That little bit of pain, mixed with the excitement of what's about to happen, gets me rock hard."
Excited and eager to try out this new technique, Bob waited until bedtime, then wait it until his wife was in bed. He got naked in the kitchen so as not to spoil the surprise, snuck into the bedroom, and knocked his penis against the bedpost four times.
His wife sat upright and said, "Not tonight, Dave! My husband's here!"
"Bob, that's nothing to be ashamed of," said Dave. "I used to have the same problem. You know what I do now? Right before sex, I knock my penis four times on the bedpost. That little bit of pain, mixed with the excitement of what's about to happen, gets me rock hard."
Excited and eager to try out this new technique, Bob waited until bedtime, then wait it until his wife was in bed. He got naked in the kitchen so as not to spoil the surprise, snuck into the bedroom, and knocked his penis against the bedpost four times.
His wife sat upright and said, "Not tonight, Dave! My husband's here!"
