Three Cowboys
Three cowboys, one from Illinois, one from Kansas, and the other from
Texas, were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The guy from Illinois says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there
is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six
men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands."
The guy from Kansas was not to be bested. "Why I was walking down the trail just yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and
made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands and bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!"
The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
Texas, were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The guy from Illinois says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there
is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six
men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands."
The guy from Kansas was not to be bested. "Why I was walking down the trail just yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and
made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands and bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!"
The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
