Man Wanted
A lonely middle aged woman in a small town posts an ad on the bulletin board in the local drug store, it read… Man Wanted. One that won’t beat me, run around on me and that can sexually satisfy me.
Weeks pass, no replies.
She’s about to give up when the doorbell rings, she opens the door and sees no one.
Suddenly she hears a voice and looks down and sees a man with no arms or legs sitting on her door mat.
She asks, “How can I help You?”
He replies, “I’m answering your ad in the drug store for man wanted.
She then kindly asks, “How do you meet the qualifications in the ad?’’
He answers, ”Well Mam, I won’t beat you for I have no arms, I can’t run around on you, I have no legs.
She asks, “Well how about the sexual satisfaction part?”….
“I ran the doorbell didn’t I”, he replied
Weeks pass, no replies.
She’s about to give up when the doorbell rings, she opens the door and sees no one.
Suddenly she hears a voice and looks down and sees a man with no arms or legs sitting on her door mat.
She asks, “How can I help You?”
He replies, “I’m answering your ad in the drug store for man wanted.
She then kindly asks, “How do you meet the qualifications in the ad?’’
He answers, ”Well Mam, I won’t beat you for I have no arms, I can’t run around on you, I have no legs.
She asks, “Well how about the sexual satisfaction part?”….
“I ran the doorbell didn’t I”, he replied
