Another Talking Duck Joke
Duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman is amazed by a speaking duck and discovers the duck is in town for a few weeks working on a local building site.
Over a week they become good friends.
One day a travelling circus get into town and the owner also comes into the bar for a drink. The barman is excited to tell him about the talking duck, which the circus owners thinks would be an amazing addition to the circus show.
So the next day when the duck comes into the bar for a beer the barman excitedly tells him he may have the opportunity for a great job at the circus that just got into town.
The duck is interested but asks a few questions.
"Is that the kind of circus that is on the road all the time?"
The barman says, “Yes.”
"And is that the one where there is a giant canvas circus tent they put up in every town they visit?"
“Yes,” says the barman.
The duck asks, “Then why in hell would they need a bricklayer?"
Over a week they become good friends.
One day a travelling circus get into town and the owner also comes into the bar for a drink. The barman is excited to tell him about the talking duck, which the circus owners thinks would be an amazing addition to the circus show.
So the next day when the duck comes into the bar for a beer the barman excitedly tells him he may have the opportunity for a great job at the circus that just got into town.
The duck is interested but asks a few questions.
"Is that the kind of circus that is on the road all the time?"
The barman says, “Yes.”
"And is that the one where there is a giant canvas circus tent they put up in every town they visit?"
“Yes,” says the barman.
The duck asks, “Then why in hell would they need a bricklayer?"
