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BlueVeins · 22-25
I'm ready 😓
HopelessGuy · M
I hate those.
You did a great job but not enough for a promotion or a good hike in your salary.
I don't have enough power to give you a promotion but I have a the power to ruin your entire time working in this organization blah blah blah.
You did a great job but not enough for a promotion or a good hike in your salary.
I don't have enough power to give you a promotion but I have a the power to ruin your entire time working in this organization blah blah blah.
kelseyM · 22-25, F
@HopelessGuy thank you for giving yourself your review, we here at this company appreciate it, you may carry on.
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
@kelseyM That's a relief. Usually they promise a ten cent raise "when things improve.".
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
*Comes in dressed as you and mimics your movements while attempting to give you a performance review of your own*
It’s called a power move
It’s called a power move
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JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@kelseyM Did I make too many penis jokes or not enough?
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@kelseyM I just wanted to make a realistic sculpture of Mario Lopez made of paper clips😩
theAlchemist · 56-60, M
We're going to have to let you go, due to your inappropriate flirtations with your coworker who weighs 439 pounds, never showers, and collects My Little Pony toys that have genitals....
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
@theAlchemist My job just hired them. They may not last long. Most of us are vets whose swearing blisters paint off concrete.
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
I'm a white male so I already know this isn't going to go well. I don't bring enough diversity or cultural awareness to the workplace.
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
It's been awhile since I've had a real performance review lol
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@kelseyM Haha pretty sure I've done that and they haven't fired me yet. You're a brutal supervisor lol
Rambler · 61-69, M
*peels out of parking lot, disappears
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
I was asleep. What is the problem?
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
@kelseyM Know what? I've got another job lined up. I'm not giving two weeks notice. You're fired! My stuff is already packed. I'll see myself out.
SW-User
I truly tried my best 😪
SW-User
@kelseyM
Whoever said that was lying but since I can't prove it...
Whoever said that was lying but since I can't prove it...
BeefySenpie · M
*enters and starts pacing in circles
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Sitting nervously
Lol go on then
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
I am ready to, er, perform.
candycane · 31-35, F
I got a new job