please come in and sit down, it's time for your performance review [I Love the Internet]

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MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

I'm a white male so I already know this isn't going to go well. I don't bring enough diversity or cultural awareness to the workplace.

kelseyM · 22-25, F

@MrSmooTh thank you for coming in, we have had too many complaints from our customers of you having a penis, and because of this, we here at the strip club are going to be letting you go.

MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

@kelseyM fair enough. Now I can dip my pen in the company ink.