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theAlchemist · 56-60, M
We're going to have to let you go, due to your inappropriate flirtations with your coworker who weighs 439 pounds, never showers, and collects My Little Pony toys that have genitals....
Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
@theAlchemist My job just hired them. They may not last long. Most of us are vets whose swearing blisters paint off concrete.