please come in and sit down, it's time for your performance review [I Love the Internet]

@Crazywaterspring oh thank you for coming in, even though you are 3 days late. We want to remind you that your job here is to run the sleep study, not sleep. Next slip up and you are out of here

@kelseyM Know what? I've got another job lined up. I'm not giving two weeks notice. You're fired! My stuff is already packed. I'll see myself out.