Hi guys. My bewbs are full of milk. Anyone want to suckle my tweets?

My mum asked me why I'm laughing. You can explain this one to her

Is that semi-skimmed? I'm very particular these days and don't want a wasted journey.

Well I am out of milk at home. Kinda far though. Meet me at 300 nautical miles?

Every now and then I scroll through this place and suddenly hit a post that literally makes me fall off the chair laughing.
Thank you. I needed this today.

Sorry, milk allergies 🤧

Lmao 😂

Ummm I think Im good

I'm thirsty 😩

That sure drew a crowd.

Why you gotta make this difficult? *blows up his arm floaties*

Joisy? Is that a cow? 😂😂

*Steals a boat*

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