I always hoped when I got old I would get wise as well

I'm here to say it didn't work that way for me. I'm still really dumb... - just with more flab and wrinkles.

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exexec · 70-79, C

People seem to think my gray hair indicates wisdom, so they ask me for advice on a variety of topics. I'm proud to say that nobody has died after taking my advice...at least, not yet.