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Matt85 · 36-40, M
Adorable
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
Why do horses have low divorce rates?
They have stable relationships.
They have stable relationships.
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@IWasCallingYaLarry They put up with each other’s horseshit
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
@LiLShrimp what's the german word for bra? Stopemfromfloppen!
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
@LiLShrimp what's the german word for constipation? Farfrompoopen!
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
@Bexsy Someone knows of you, apparently. 😁
@ineedadrink you're not wrong lol
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
A Shum, my wife is one but she is also pretty handy so I would not call her that or she would kick my head in.
BeefySenpie · M
I’m using this with my class tomorrow and they’re going to hate me
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@BeefySenpie Don’t slip up this opportunity bruhdah 🫡
SW-User
for myself, as an American, that was a niiice slowww burrrn
What do you call a short woman who cleans hotel rooms?
Minute Maid
Minute Maid
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Snort.
HannibalMontanimal · 26-30, M
Nice
SW-User
😂
ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 51-55, M
Gotta bun in the oven or something?
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@ImperialAerosolKidFromEP That’s just idiom for being pregnant
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
a shroomp
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@MartinTheFirst That’d make a cute nickname tbh
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@LiLShrimp I'll make sure to call my future lover that
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
But dadddd...
SW-User
LiLShrimp · 22-25, F
@SW-User Admit it, you like the pun 😌