What is something women do in private that will surprise men?

We can surprise all of the men some of the time,
And some of the men all of the time...
But our hubbies can be the most surprised, any old time.

Jack my car and change a flat.

We cry over the fact that we aren't men because why aren't we men? Men are so awesome 🙄

Spit

They sometimes say appreciative things about their partners.

If we wanted them to know, we’d do it in public.

Berate their partner

Idk that they would be surprised at anything really 😅

Nothing that would surprise them.

If they tell us it will no longer be private.....

Obviously they spend hours perfecting their moonwalk in zero gravity

Read straight up p0rn that's labeled as "romance" lol

think about the Roman Empire

Intense bjs