How do you know you're having a midlife crisis? I know I'm having one because I used to be too modest and reserved now I'm super weird and skanky😅

Youre too young to be having a mid life crisis! We all change with age.

I bought a car… 🤔

I don't think I've had one yet but maybe soon since i'm past mid-life

Sounds like 2nd puberty to me.

I know men are known to buy Corvettes

My entire life is a midlife crisis. lol

I may have had a few by now, but all involved some form of saying "fuck it" and doing something for myself. No regrets to the convertible, the trips overseas, fitness kicks, or anything, really.

I don’t believe it! Prove it by dming some dirty pics 😂😂😂

Youre not even mid life yet silly butt.