You’ve got mail

Did you send me a cheque?

[Return too sender]

Please don’t touch my mail

It's against the law to open another person's mail 🤨 put the letter opener down

It can wait until the morning.

Postmaster the Bard has been reading peoples mail again!

Better not be from the Draft Board. My bone spurs been actin' up!

Can you just check it for me, I’m sure most of it is junk