A thief breaks in and steals what's under your bed

Now? Dust bunnies. A few days ago? A really nice Korg piano that I really wanted to learn how to play someday but had to take to Goodwill because the wife is in one of her purge stages so I guess there's that.

My cat!

My carry on

Shoes

My dogs drag stuff under there, so there’s no telling.

My cat if she’s there

dust

Photos and old clothes

Art supplies & dust

Cat and dog hair. Maybe a loose sock. 🤔

My life savings of zero dollars

Dust. Maybe a cranky house spider. Missing socks.

My roomba is hiding there

Dust. I hope they enjoy it

A broken guitar.

Dust?

A ride to the funeral home

Their own time

Dust bunnies!!! 🤣🤣🤣

There is nothing under our bed

My Birkenstocks ? 😳

dust bunnies

4 paint cans

A dozen composition books of my insane writings

Old shoes and a soap making kit

Jimmy Hoffa and a rotisserie chicken

Pup hair

Tubs with vacuum sealed blankets and pillows

Dust bunnies, maybe some crumbs, a snot rag, 2 empty propane cans and dirty socks.

Dog hair.

Mostly dust, maybe a used condom