How would u react if you woke upt to a racoon in ur bedroom?

Been there done that. Used to be a counselor at a camp. A family of raccoons figured out how to open the door and would enter trying to raid the camper's illicit snacks that they had hidden with their stuff. We would just turn on the lights and shoo them out. The smart little buggers would figure out how the latch worked and find a way in. The answer was no food in the cabin....ever.

I'd want to know from whom it had escaped, and why, and want it returned to its owner.

(No racoons in my part of the world, except perhaps in zoos.)

cuddle

breakfast?..

With utter confusion and surprise! I don't think there are any in this country!

I would grab my gun that i sleep with on the side of my bed. I would scream my head off because i would think it was rabid.

I'd look for something to feed it