@SW-User No, you have it all wrong - my original reply was in the assumed spirit of this post - satirical, getting the creeps and perverts here to mutilate their junk by beating off with a food processor. NOTHING to do with ACTUAL REAL LIFE sexuality. It's hard to tell if you were joking or not in your replies, but if you were, it's not funny. And if you were serious? Well, you're neither female or over 30, so those two factors alone rule you out from any physical interest from me.
Well do you want to pulverize it or mash the shit out of it. Cause you can just use a hammer. Depends what your going to do with it. In both contexts of the sense. Ha.😐
