do you think beating your meat with a food processor is the best way to beat your meat

@theAlchemist dont come onto me man
i dont swing that way

@SW-User [c=800000]Uh, I'm heterosexual.[/c]

@theAlchemist youre still questioning because you came onto me like that
trying to get me to go along with your filthy ways

@SW-User [c=800000]No, you have it all wrong - my original reply was in the assumed spirit of this post - satirical, getting the creeps and perverts here to mutilate their junk by beating off with a food processor. NOTHING to do with ACTUAL REAL LIFE sexuality. It's hard to tell if you were joking or not in your replies, but if you were, it's not funny. And if you were serious? Well, you're neither female or over 30, so those two factors alone rule you out from any physical interest from me.[/c]