If only these walls could talk

@Matt85 not in real life

@Zaphod42 yes? 👀

@ShepherdBard Your walls actually can talk. And your south wall throws some serious shade at your east wall. 🤫

@Zaphod42 they’ve been beefing for decades

@ShepherdBard
Compared to yao ming 🙄

When can I talk to your walls?

@mindstruggle they’re unavailable

@ShepherdBard
You just don't let me know your secrets. 😒

@Prettybratbi1tch but I’m more intimidating

@ShepherdBard you don't intimidate them

@Prettybratbi1tch says who 💪

@ShepherdBard Half an inch is still half an inch bigger than you...

@HootyTheNightOwl you’ll catch down to me 😤

@ShepherdBard Don't worry... I'll wear heels then...

@catastrophecarnival only when they saw me scrolling through SW

@ShepherdBard image feed 😬

@Straylight everyone always demonizes the unknown 😪

@YoMomma 👀

@ShepherdBard ☺