I wanna hippopatomus for christmas!

Just think if some dude breaks into your place and comes face to face with him.

Enough to make the most hardened criminal turn themselves in.

i'd love peace on earth - no wars now or evermore, pls 😌

can you imagine the litter pan you'd need for one of those?

1Trillion Dollars
I guess it's not too unreasonable, I am only asking for $1T after all.

Both parents to attend without wrecking the day for the rest of us.

Well you are never going to get that into a European sized oven. Let me dust off the roasting spit..😷

World peace!
Failing that, I’ll accept whirled peas 😂

Most painfully awful song ever

Awww

I want someone to stick an Eldorado up my nose.

I guess a pride of lions would be sufficient

Alien invasion.