I wanna hippopatomus for christmas!

i'd love peace on earth - no wars now or evermore, pls 😌

Just think if some dude breaks into your place and comes face to face with him.

Enough to make the most hardened criminal turn themselves in.

can you imagine the litter pan you'd need for one of those?

1Trillion Dollars
I guess it's not too unreasonable, I am only asking for $1T after all.

Both parents to attend without wrecking the day for the rest of us.

Awww

World peace!
Failing that, I’ll accept whirled peas 😂

Well you are never going to get that into a European sized oven. Let me dust off the roasting spit..😷

Most painfully awful song ever

I guess a pride of lions would be sufficient

I want someone to stick an Eldorado up my nose.

Alien invasion.