All I want for Christmas is__________?

@FreeSpirit1 smacking your bottom adequately....

@FreeSpirit1

I got you girl!!!

@FreeSpirit1 happy to oblige
Crunchy or soft shell? ✋😈

@SW-User it’s kinda creepy 🫤

@SW-User

@SW-User burn it!
🤣

@Miklee02 😌

@SW-User looks like a schlong to me

@SW-User Decorated upside-down shaved cactus!

@Convivial no they are both two models from the lads mags in the 2000s both are around same age.

@Adamski24 ok... Thanks

@Adamski24 Well, no guessing what's under the wrapping for these lol!

@Barny52 You beat me to it. 😂

@PhoenixPhail we must be similar age !! Youngsters won’t get it !

@Justmeraeagain oh I’m gonna eat and eat and eat the next two days 😅

@Miklee02 Eat some for me. Diabetic 😑

@Justmeraeagain dang…. But I will definitely be eating for more than one today and tomorrow 😅

@Degbeme oh amen!!

@calicuz oh yessssss

@SirLirkALot careful what you wish for 😈

@Miklee02 why you seem ok

@4meAndyou why can’t you see him?

@Miklee02 First, I was not invited. My son's wife is fixing Christmas dinner for her own family. My son told me that it would be dangerous for me to be there because his new adopted dog jumps up on people, and he is afraid the dog would knock me down. 🙄 I suppose, as excuses to exclude me go, it is marginally believable. Mostly his wife just doesn't want me there.

Secondly, I was supposed to see my son for lunch today, but I've managed to crack the roots of my tooth underneath the crown, and there is no way I can chew or go out for lunch. I'm still in pain despite a friend who knew how much ibuprofen I should take, and I would probably cry or ruin lunch in some way, shape or form. In fact, I cancelled ALL of my plans. Told my Christmas day dinner guest I am not cooking, and cancelled church with another friend.

My son and I will get together after the holidays...probably go out to dinner.

@Jlhzfromep be your own detective

@Stillwaiting 🤭