I just need an ADHD Secret Service agent and a single squirrel

Remember: self defense isn't murder.

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I love this.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@NudasPriest lmao at first i read this as, "i am bringing a damage claim"

@foldedunfolding Only way to deal with insurance companies these days ...

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@NudasPriest ok?? great minds much???

Ferric67 · M

So true

It's why people don't fuk around with me, there is this primal instinct within them that tells them not to

dale74 · M

My secret service agents they're not as good as they were 20 years ago d e I destroyed that

dale74 · M

@Punches you mite want to sober up

Punches · 46-50, F

@dale74 I isn't drink, pardeener.

dale74 · M

@Punches thank you

YoMomma ·

Ah 😊

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@YoMomma that was succinct lol

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

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