They tell you to just be yourself but suddenly i'm weird because now you see how emotionless i really am
I can't believe i've become obsessed with coffee like the rest of the worldIt used to be an occasional thing. A "because my grandma offered" thing A "My dad's treat" thing Now it's my own thing. And it's iced coffee. Bye bye white teeth
A kissing booth? How about a choking stand, 3 dollars per choke5 if you want to pass out and be wheel barrelled back to your place by my assistant jim. No need to provide your address beforehand, he already knows. Don't ask me how.
My toxic trait is idk if a girl is flirting with me or being nice. Because i dont know how girl's make friends?When guys flirt, its so obvious it hurts and makes me throw up in my mouth sometimes.
My mom has like zero faith in me and its so annoying lol. And then she wonders where my low self esteem comes from lolStill love her tho
Fb keeps snitching on me and giving ppl the false hope that i'm available, when in reality i just wanna share some memesWhile you distantly react, but never actually have a conversation with me. Geez, is that too much to ask?
People keep offering me shrooms. And although i'm curious and have heard great things about it...Psychedelics scare the shit out of me.
When i joke around too much to the point ppl think its my actual personalityI'm not actually an ignorant dumb ass, i'm just bored and trying to entertain not only me, but you lil feller
I may be a terrible liar but in a serious or life or death situation the emmys going to me for best actress
I miss AdderallI'd actually have the motivation to text ppl back. And then i remember apologizing to every single person i left on read or just didn't reply to for some reason. I had the motivation to do all that lol
I feel more energized during a double when i sleep for 4 hours as opposed to a good 7/8 hoursIt makes zero sense but i hacked the system and it's why i'm even up right now. And then i'll be able to fall asleep easily for my next double the next day as soon as i get home. And then i'm done with doubles for the rest of the week. Genius.
Im tired of all of my favorite relationships being strictly through my phone screenAnd i had a good irl friend but she pretty much abandoned me. She's not even all that great, but i have abandonedment issues and great or not, she triggered them lol. And now my automatic response is to hate her and cut contact completely. i know...See More »