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There's a joke.
A rabbi, asked what happened to the foreskin, said, "They're made into wallets."
The listener said, "That is so creepy."
The rabbi said, "Maybe, but if you rub the wallet it turns into a four-suiter luggage bag."
A rabbi, asked what happened to the foreskin, said, "They're made into wallets."
The listener said, "That is so creepy."
The rabbi said, "Maybe, but if you rub the wallet it turns into a four-suiter luggage bag."
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
You plant it in your garden
That’s where dildos come from
That’s where dildos come from
IlovePeaches · 22-25, F
@JRVanguard haha all natural grown
HairbrushDiva · 31-35, F
I don't think I want to know. Why is it necessary to mutilate a boy's body like that? It's child abuse.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
I guess if he's done a good job the Rabbi keeps the tips !
Vitamin D
@TryingtoLava :o Good one. Wait... I'm low on that:(
D like ya know....D
DrWatson · 70-79, M
If the circumcisions are performed by someone who is a member of Similar Worlds, I would guess that they have kept a collection! 😂
adorbz · 26-30, F
can you imagine receiving something like that on your 18th birthday 😆😱
malizz · 70-79, M
Can he get it sewn back on when he's old enough to make up his own mind.
Chevy454 · 46-50, M
Calamari!! Oh wait that’s pig bunghole. 🤷🏻♂️
IlovePeaches · 22-25, F
@Chevy454 in garlic brine
UpForItNow · 22-25, F
I believe they're lucratively used in stem cell research and women's facial cosmetics. When I got done in Sydney in 2007 nobody gave me the option of receiving it back.
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UpForItNow · 22-25, F
@IlovePeaches I wanted a porno dong. Plus the girls love it.
IlovePeaches · 22-25, F
@UpForItNow fair enough... guess depends where you live... most girls here consider circumcized dicks freakish
UpForItNow · 22-25, F
@IlovePeaches I do also kind of like that it's exotic outside of the USA, that some girls could find it confronting, angry-looking, subtly obscene, overtly sexual, swollen and flared, and then have to be pumped long and hard for me to overcome the desensitisation of the head.
HannahSky · F
Preserved for the memories
GeorgeTBH · 31-35, M
you plant it in the ground and when you turn 18 if it dosen't sprout you get 10 more weeks of winter that year
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
Some people keep it for some reason. IDK just throw it out lol
IlovePeaches · 22-25, F
@Turtlepower fun fact there are so many jesus forekin relics all over the world you could easily make a sweater from all of them
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@IlovePeaches Sounds itchy or like it would chafe
I heard the hospitals make shoes from it
IlovePeaches · 22-25, F
@Nunlover tiny baby shoes
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
Circumcision without medical need should be outlawed
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
I wonder if they could make it in a snow globe🤣😂
smiler2012 · 56-60
ilovepeaches i work in operating theatre and it is put in the clinical waste it would have to be stored in preservative like formalin but we cannot do it
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@IlovePeaches Here in the United States, most boys (not just Jewish ones) routinely get circumcised. For non-Jews, this would happen shortly after birth, in the hospital, and it is done by a doctor. In Jewish tradition, there is a special minster called a Moil who performs the circumcision ceremony.
smiler2012 · 56-60
@IlovePeaches i have no idea if there is a clinic they can be done under local anaesthetic only on adults really but we do them rarely they put one percent lidnocaine in as local anaesthetic can be painful under local and may need a bit of infiltration to get the balance right for the patients comfort during the procedure
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Put it in a stew
James57 · 61-69, M
I wanted to keep mine in a jar.
My mother was keen to see it removed but I still have it firmly attached.
My mother was keen to see it removed but I still have it firmly attached.
MarmeeMarch · M
I have an alligator wallet - so I think they circumcised the alligator for it.
Mamapolo2016 · F
😁 Thank you.
Mamapolo2016 · F
@DrWatson I don't collect anything, much less foreskins. 😁
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@Mamapolo2016 Only on SW would you need to make a clarification like this. 😂
Mamapolo2016 · F
@SwampFlower Very true. 😂
SW-User
I’ve kept mine where it should belong 😄
stewf · 31-35, M
why somebody would do that
malizz · 70-79, M
1 Sam 18:27
jakewilde · 26-30, M
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC80idoC2Gc]
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
dont be gross
IlovePeaches · 22-25, F
@MartinTheFirst if not here where else wuld you ask this kind of question
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@IlovePeaches on tinder
Turtlepower · 36-40, M
@IlovePeaches reddit lol