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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M Best Comment

Astronomers have confirmed that every other galaxy is rushing away from ours. I assume it’s because we farted 🤷‍♂

SageWanderer · 70-79, M

@Zaphod42 Except for the Andromeda galaxy which is in a collision course with the Milkey Way. Maybe some kind of fart fetish?