Where are all the traditional older people?

It's never "I want to retire so I can strengthen my mental, social and physical abilities by reading, enjoying new hobbies, going on hikes, taking care of my loved ones, eating better, fixing my circadian rhythm" etc. It's always "I'm retired so I can drink beer all day long, burn my skin off at the beach and do nothing". It's "low birth rates, young people are too lazy to make babies" but "grandchildren aren't my responsibility" and you prefer to spend your money on cosmetic procedures and on much younger lovers. It's "chemtrails, hormones and the gay propaganda" but you're on facebook and playing candy crush all day and then get mad at the doctors for not being able to fix your problems caused by your own lifestyle with just one temporary pill (without any side effects watsoever).