My old lady neighbor at home randomly messaged me telling me nice things until she said that I should get married ffs!

Being that you say she is nice ..I'd say something vague but polite like I'm just waiting for the right person. Thank you. Then smile at her . ;)

She's telling you something that she gets the impression you're not ready to hear, but she's too excited to not say it.

What about you? Do you think you should get married?

Aw, she wants you to do what made her happy when she was your age. She cares about you

It’s because she wants to take your trash bins out for you but noticed she’s too old. So she wants someone else to do it for you instead because she cares.

She is mothering you. ALL mothers want their children to get married...they think they will be happier and safer that way.

If she's in her 80s or older
That's how her generation was raised
Some cultures still believe that

Did you tell her about us? 😏

I can relate lol

Just text the smile emoji

Antiquated thinking I’d say. Who still gets married? Yuck. 😝

Aaahahahaha. That is the most classic old lady line ever.

This sounds like a job for me! 😌

I've been waiting for my opportunity!..LOL 🤣😄

Tell her randomly to get divorced

That whole point of all those texts were for that last drop.

why not get mrried ?

Tell her you have a harem

Hoppily ever after