Seniors Night

I want to form a musical group called the 'Sinning Seniors', where we do songs that wouldn't be allowed on mainstream radio. I will have the youngest and best looking of us, standing naked behind the Upright Bass. We could play on 'Bawdy House NIght', at those progressive senior complexes, and we insist on the open bar and extra or no medication for the night. We want for them to either evoke or relive memories...