I doubt if you'd make it 60 years doing that.

Unless you're eating with Crunchberries. Crunchberries are the food of the gods.

Among other things, you would die from B12 deficiency, assuming you're eating it dry.

It's risky, but it you use Captain Morgan instead of milk you'll be fine.

You turn orange?

Sounds like your teeth may have a problem with all the sugar

You will survive

You won't live 60 years on Captain Crunch. 😅

you get so bored you throw it at the wall

Cereal is peak food so you will become a goddess clearly 🤔

You become Cap’n Crunch himself.

You'll die happy.

First of all, you'll have no teeth, be diabetic, and possibly have cancer!