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I haven't showered in months

My skin is so itchy and I'm getting blisters and rashes everywhere but I just hate showering so much. My girlfriend has been trying to convince me to take one but I'm dreading it.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
You’re lucky you still have a girlfriend.
ArtieKat · M
@cherokeepatti https://similarworlds.com/dating/4760890-Should-I-just-become-a-gay-bottom-So-I-have-a-medical
Pretzel · 61-69, M
have you considered riding in the back of a pickup truck and going through the car wash?

or taking yourself to a dry cleaners?
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Pretzel · 61-69, M
@Bugbittinbrain takes a bow!
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nedkelly · 61-69, M
So your blow up doll is your girlfriend
Blisters and itchiness would be just the beginning.
If you don't wash regularly, some of those blisters will turn into sores,
and some of those into infections.

What about a bath or swimming in a river or the sea?

Or try just using a damp cloth to wipe yourself over each day.
Or try damp, soapy, damp, and dry towel.

How about your clothes and laundry?

If you'd like to change that hatred of showering, you could desenitize yourself.
Make sure the shower is at an ideal temperature - feel it with your hand.
Start by just putting your toes under the shower, step back, and dry the toes. Keep doing that till it's no problem.
Then try putting a half or a whole foot under the shower, withdraw and dry.
Keep increasing the area of wetness until you have your whole body under, including wetting the head - and at each stage step back out and dry yourself.
Once you feel comfy with this, try soap and shampoo.

Eventually you can get so it's one of the great treats of the day.
ArtieKat · M
6 weeks ago this is what @Whisp506 was posting:
https://similarworlds.com/dating/4760890-Should-I-just-become-a-gay-bottom-So-I-have-a-medical
The "girlfriend" didn't exist then.... 😂🤣😁
She might be one of them crazy right wingers..

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I LOVE BODY ODOR. YUM YUM
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
Um thats sexy i bet you smell so good all dirty
robertsnj · 56-60, M
next you are going to tell us you don't use deodorant and you like to roll around in the mud?
Rose0415 · 36-40, F
Why is it so hard for you to take just one shower? Or are you just trolling? 🤔
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
@Rose0415 not that unusual for some. My grandfather he would go months without a shower. He would get pretty smelly by the end of summer
Just suck it up and take one now so you can get it out of the way for another few months 👍
InHeaven · F
You can take a dip in a river/ocean/bathtub if you dread shower 🤔🤔🤔
Are you depressed?
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DDonde · 31-35, M
Your girlfriend is a saint
@DDonde i was gonna say the same....two days is my limit before i telling my kids or husband to get their asses in the tub/shower lol
Whisp506 · 26-30
@DDonde yeah she is, I'm really lucky to have her. Especially since I can barely muster up the energy to get out of bed and she still tolerates it.
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
@DDonde Assuming she's real, yes. 😎
Oster1 · M
Hey, Howard Hughes, could afford to! You, on the other hand, not so much! OK? 🙂
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Oster1 · M
@Bugbittinbrain Only, in your dreams.
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Go to the guys house thats being stalked by the military, i think he has a dry shower.
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LemonWorld · 36-40, F
At this point go to a car wash
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
Sounds like u need one bad
Iwillwait · M
Gotta ask, wtf!?
Fertilization · 36-40, F
Hats off to your gf.
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Azlotto · M
We would make a great Walmart shopping team.
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
You nasty bro
deadgerbil · 22-25
@travelguy01 someone is jealous of smegma
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Sponge bath

 
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