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Nanori · F
I skipped it and I haz no regretz
SW-User
That's why you need me as a personal trainer. I'll have a ring with me asking you to marry me and you can run away. We'd burn so much calories together
Carissimi · 70-79, F
You like old women? You’re a bit young for me. @SW-User
SW-User
@Carissimi Old women need love too.
Carissimi · 70-79, F
This is true, but we need old men to love us. @SW-User
Ferric67 · M
Workout are like touchdowns
Six points for showing up, one point when you're done
Six points for showing up, one point when you're done