I'm now at the age where once I discover current teenage slang it makes me irrationally angry

"Sigma rizzler skibbity toilet fanam tax baby gronk alpha grindset omega 😈😈"- my 13 yr old typed this.

My son said "that was lit" and i was floored....he is 7

I admit I talk slang sometimes, I just don't care though. Also not trying to argue, these are just my thoughts, I believe language changes over time, there's really no proper language. The proper language is a rumor started by puritans when they wanted to wipe out Native Americans and tried to establish English as the prim and proper stuck up version of language.

Game= rizz
Cool = elite
Suspicious = sketch
They aren’t reinventing the wheel , just coming up w their generations synonyms for words that already exist .
No one wants to sound the same as their parents . (None of these kids will get tattoos for that reason ).

Old man

lol getting there myself.
I hate hearing people say "bet", "vibes" and "ate".

That sounds sketch bro. Lol

It’s like a whole other language, I need a translation book.

I think I become more annoyed when people recycle old AAVE slang and use it differently from its original meaning.

I find it makes me feel so gross

Felt