I’m not much into politics but I need a breakup to kickstart my weight loss.

I'll break up with you if it'll help you out lol I'll be a douche nozzle for a day to give you a push start 😂😂

Just be sure the breakup is all documented in video. VHS or Beta is fine.

Well, women I date are forced to be more active
You'd lose weight being around me

A guy who can pull you behind his pick up truck, jogging at break neck speed! 😊🤷🏻

Happy to catfish you..just say the word

Lots of eligible men on sw

I'm sorry and apologize. I was trying to be 'light hearted', in the most dramatic way! 😊

you should date my ex 😪🤙

what does a breakup have to do with politics?

@mona