The moment that you die... God asks; "Why should I help you?" What do you say?

He doesn't ask that. He already knows you inside and out. Even before you speak what you're thinking. If people have mocked and cursed him, he will say, "Depart from me. I never knew you." That's why it's important to get our spiritual affairs in order now, before we die. Then we don't have anything to worry about. You'll be welcomed into heaven with open arms.

Bit late for that, I am already dead. A heaven made of ice cream and pork fried rice would be appreciated though

cause you didnt help me before when i needed you, thats why

"Why do I need your help?"

You shouldn't. Cure Timmy's cancer first and come back to me.

No reason to help me, judge my life and decide if I'm worthy of help. I would hope you would understand the motives behind every action good and bad.

get me some shrooms, i wanna have an adventure! (note, i haven't tried yet, though the first time i do, will be with a family member or two. i promised!)

Well why should you? You've never helped me before

I did the best of with what people have given me.

"Yes, why? You've never helped before."

The god i believe in doesnt ask. Why.

For fun and profit

"Why not?"

Who can answer to God? No one can. The only reason youre being helped is because he's forgiving.

Which god ?

Your God...think of something or omnipotence is wasted

Damn God, you're kind of a dick.

I'd say "helping me only hurts me but ignoring me ends up saving me. You're a sadist either way."

I never asked for your help you see I am satan's daughter so yeah bye loser

"fuck off"

Fuck you God, I don't need your help.