@PolyamorousPlaymates How did you make polyamory work for you?

@CountScrofula I love them, they love me, we love others, and variety is healthy.

@CountScrofula @ginnyfromtheblock Y’all need a podcast or something.

@Straylight if you are the only listener, it shall be worth it

@Straylight I'd listen to it! Where do I sign up for updates?

@BlueVeins What do you like best about yourself?

@CountScrofula I like my singing voice.

@poisonouscupcake What do you KNOW you're good at?

@CountScrofula making people feel good, i tried perfecting it for years since i felt so disgusted and hated myself and now i am confident in my abilities of being a good influence on people whether or not my friendships are conventional or not

@poisonouscupcake You just need to be you. 🤗 💖

@SW-User Don't let her ruin that for you. :(

@SwampFlower I havn't been to Ashville in 15 years but it was just the right balance of weird and traditional when I was.

@MethDozer it has the best people and the neatest shit

@SW-User What is the cutest thing about your boyfriend?

@CountScrofula how much he loves his cat. he's a fat orange tabby named striper. he's always very affectionate w/ him and refers to him as my stepson/our son in conversation. it's sweet and makes him approximately 10x more attractive to me lol

@SW-User See? EXTREMELY WHOLESOME. Striper and Munch would get along I'm sure.

@CountScrofula Definitely. It's really the hardest kind of character I've ever played, and it was rough at the start of that campaign. I actually thought about switching out to a different character at a few points early on, just because she wasn't really filling the role I needed her to, and she wasn't really being useful. But then I did that fiddle contest against my better judgement (because why would I want to challenge a DEMON PRINCE in any kind of contest), and that kinda cemented that character's place in infamy within my group.

@FaeLuna The bard in the PF2 game I'm running had similar difficulties finding her stride until she bluffed her way into a high security area by stacking up with another halfling and wearing a mask to pass herself off as a plague doctor. That completely opened up her ability to just ludicrously bullshit her way through situations.

@CountScrofula Is that just a bard thing? Like, they're really unsure of themselves until they succeed in doing something so utterly ridiculous that they unlock all their potential?

@CountScrofula may I respectfully have a different question Mr Scroff sir

@wackidywack Of course! What's your dream job after you have your masters?

@CountScrofula PSYCHOLOGIST PSYCHOLOGISTTTTT BANG BANG GANG GANG 🔥💪

@SW-User The question is -which- Disney princess? We talking like, Ariel or Mulan?

@CountScrofula I have this strange love for Cinderella. I'm actually wearing a Cinderella gown right now because it sounded fun

@SW-User Hell yeah be your cutest self.

@FlowersNButterflies Favourite kind of flower and/or butterfly?

@CountScrofula Can't answer, too many. But that stink flower that smells like mouldering bodies is not one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphophallus_titanum

@CountScrofula 17 years with the love of my life and counting.

@Allelse Wow that's great🙂🌸

@Coralmist Yep!!! I love her to bits

@SW-User Just go a year in the future, what sequence of events will make Novie the happiest?

@CountScrofula Getting my car finally and a license.Freedom.I would like to drive without someone in the seay beside me.
Getting an actual job.
Being independent.
Not sure about having a baby but I dont know if Ill carry fully since its high risk

@SW-User I can't tell you what to do about being pregnant although I know hwat I'd do if I was you. But hell yeah, get a car, get out of that house, be independent. Your family isn't doing you any favours. <3

@CountScrofula sleep i guess.lol

@DarlingSelah Oh come on. What about fun stuff from amazon or macarons or something?

@CountScrofula Oh thats just my normal treats. My stress treats are literally sleep and skipping work😅

@CountScrofula a place I can call home, a life I can share with someone I love who loves me too, a livable wage and some pet goats

@SW-User My best friend got that. Quite literally. He has 18 acres of land, a job that pays stupid amounts of money, a beautiful wife, and several goats.

@CountScrofula Aww that's awesome he has my dream life

@maturedragon What makes baby dragons awesome?

@CountScrofula they are just cuter dragons lol

@SW-User Clearly that means hanging out near some gators with Elli.

@CountScrofula That would be dope. I am very scared of large carnivores though. I would be so uncomfortable if there were alligators around.

@SW-User I don't think I could handle my dog disappearing by the pond.

@SW-User Is there a person or figure you've been inspired by?

@Nanori What are you looking forward to the most when you don't have to self-isolate anymore?

@CountScrofula nothing really

@TheBlackPowerRanger What do you hope for most in a quest for happiness?

@CountScrofula true success and to bring as many people with me along the way v.v

Errbody gets blessed

@SW-User What's a notable kindness someone has done for you?

@Classified Any memorable advice you've been given that you still rely on today?

@deadgerbil What do you hope for yourself in your 30s?

@CountScrofula to have a stable career

@CountScrofula god you’re good at this. reasonably i think my dream is to be a high powered lawyer in a big city, but i have this domestic fantasy of settling down near the mountains in a big cozy house with my 12 children and 2 dogs and bountiful garden and gorgeous trophy husband named ted

@ginnyfromtheblock Ted is proper cute ngl

@CountScrofula he is 😇 that’s why i’ve chosen to unleash our genes into the world a dozen times

@marsbar What's been the best thing about the single life?

@CountScrofula Getting my groove back on 😄✌🏼

@SW-User What's your happy place?

@CountScrofula Singing. When I get a cover just right.

@Watching Favorite breed of dog?

@CountScrofula I love them all passionately but some are more loving in return.

@CountScrofula my fave is Cocker Spaniel

@Ingwe What is something you pride yourself on?

@BubbIegum When you look in the mirror, what do you like most?

@BubbIegum o.O Uh, I know nothing about you! I was tryna be positive. Think I failed.

@Fantabulous What's your favorite thing about your kid(s)?

@CountScrofula the eldest one has the most amazing, empathic heart and the youngest has a drive and determination which I truly admire.

@hotarabgirl Which family member do you have the closest connection to and why?

@summersong What's the proudest you've been of your kids?

@CountScrofula oh wow...probably my daughter earning a merit scholarship to her first choice college despite struggling with depression and anxiety throughout high school. My son makes me proud every time he sticks up for his sister even though they fight all the time.

@SW-User What are you looking forward to this year?

@bijouxbroussard Looking back on everything, what are you proudest of?

@CountScrofula Finishing school and having a relatively successful career, I suppose.

@Mrsbetweenfatandfit What's your greatest hope for your child?

@CountScrofula that they live their life in a way that not only leaves them feeling happy & fulfilled but that they positively impact others around them.

@SW-User What's a recent strength goal you've hit?

@CountScrofula Well I managed to squat 110 kg yesterday, which is my all time best. Hoping to hit 120 by the end of next week

@SW-User Hell yeah man keep at it.