public nudity 🤷

assault with a deadly weapon🤔

They’d assume it was at a civil rights protest— if it weren’t someone there with me.

They'd know it's a mistake...

"They finally caught him with the ganja."

Assume? they wouldn't. Nor would they be surprised.

Fighting

Drunk and disorderly

Hurt somebody, though if it was my mother and sister they'd assume my wife had finally come to her senses and called the police for spousal abuse. They think all men are evil and unless the husband is in submission, then he must be abusing his wife. My Dad, I dunno, I think he'd assume I'd hurt somebody because he's a violent person himself. And friends? Well I don't have any friend so there's no worry there. But my psychologist would assume I'd had enough of cops asking me what I'm doing, and told them to go fuck themselves and become rowdy.

killed someone.

probably something about intoxication 😬

They wouldn't have a clue, and neither would I.

They would probably decide I deserved it. After that...zippo.

got another dui probably lmfao

Being naked in public

Shooting my mouth off

Possession. 😅

Being drunk

If I was arrested a 101 crimes would go through their minds. To my family I am just a tad unfathomable.

Although for sure it would never be murder ,theft, or causing someone pain. Hmm now what does this leave on the table 🤔 lol x

Did something dumb again lol

I can't imagine ever getting arrested and I doubt my friends and family would have no idea why I got arrested.

The only thing I can think of is drinking and driving or assault.

Seriously hurt someone

assassination... 🤔

They would be to surprised to assume anything and me too

I'd been framed.
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Protesting

Public sex.

Assault .

🙋‍♀️🤪🤫

Beat hell out of someone who threatened my friends or family.

Public intoxication.

Probably protesting on the streets with others - against the corrupt cops in the area to clean up their act for the greater good of the community.