If you were arrested?

Hurt somebody, though if it was my mother and sister they'd assume my wife had finally come to her senses and called the police for spousal abuse. They think all men are evil and unless the husband is in submission, then he must be abusing his wife. My Dad, I dunno, I think he'd assume I'd hurt somebody because he's a violent person himself. And friends? Well I don't have any friend so there's no worry there. But my psychologist would assume I'd had enough of cops asking me what I'm doing, and told them to go fuck themselves and become rowdy.